August 4, 2007

• [Meet the Robinsons]
  
  Bowler hat guy: Now my slave, seize the boy!
  
  [the T-rex chases after Lewis and repeatedly hits head into wall]
  

  Bowler hat guy:
  What’s going on? Why aren’t you seizing the boy?
  

  T-Rex:
  ‘Cause I have a big head and little arms, and I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
  
  [pause in which Bowler Hat Guy stares angrily into handheld mind control device]
  

  T-Rex:
  [cute face] Master?

  • 11:46 am
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